Archive for August, 2009

Humans are animals, too

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The folks over at The Center for Consumer Freedom could be considered the sworn enemies of activist groups like People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

In a post on their site entitled “Adventures in Food Choice”, CCF defends a veterinarian’s choice to eat meat and in turn condemns the PETA/vegan crowd that criticizes “hypocritical” meat-eaters like her. The main point of the commentary is that animal rights activists don’t understand why their philosophy isn’t very widely accepted, which may be why some more… devoted adherents turn to violence.

In essence, I agree with the writer, groan-inducing closing wordplay aside. However, I want to take a bit of a deductive journey and I’d like you to come along with me.

The goal for most animal rights organizations is for humans to treat animals with dignity, and for many advocates, that means for humans to refrain from using animals for purposes that can include animal exhibitions (circuses, zoos, etc.), scientific experimentation and pet ownership.

What groups like PETA are arguably best-known and, in many ways, infamous for, though, are their campaigns and arguments against eating meat.

PETA in particular maintains websites and holds demonstrations that focus on how restaurants like McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken treat animals. However, if they want people not to eat meat at all, railing on the cruelty of the means of killing is disingenuous. In other words, PETA doesn’t want us to shun Ronald and the Colonel because they are cruel to animals in comparison to farms that “humanely” raise animals for slaughter, PETA wants us to not eat at those places because they serve meat. This is easily proven by their well-known and, in quite a big way, infamous “Save the Whales” campaign.

For the sake of argument, let’s take carnivorous and omnivorous humans out of the equation. In fact, if you’d like, we can pretend humans don’t exist at all. Bears would still eat fish, lions would still hunt gazelles and snakes would still make meals out of small rodents. If animal lives are equal to human lives no matter the size, then (actual) whales are worse than humans as they eat millions of plankton per day, and if it wasn’t for whaling, their population would be much greater. Of course, those additional whales would likely be prey for animals such as the orca (which, if you look at its hunting prowess, is an animal even Ted Nugent could love).

In short, even in a world without humans, animals would still be killed and eaten by other animals.

PETA and their fellow animal rights advocates believe that humans are no better than other living creatures. However, if we as humans are indeed equal to other animals, and if other animals eat meat, there is no logical reason humans shouldn’t. On the other hand, if humans are supposed to refrain from meat consumption (and animal testing and all those other “exploitations”) out of empathy, then humans are greater than other animals due to the ability to be compassionate, and the argument that humans as a species are no different than any other living creature falls flat. They can’t have it both ways.

  

Traffic Laws

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Ever so often, I come across an article about traffic violations, some more interesting than others. As long that article has been up for more than a couple of hours, two types of responses almost invariably seem to appear: 1) those from people who see many, if not most (or even all) traffic law enforcement mechanisms as nuisances at best, but most likely fee grabbers and 2) the ones from people who believe that if drivers follow the law, there’s no need to worry about cameras, radar and the like.

While I have to admit my sympathies do lie with the first group, my personal bias is not the main reason that I find the arguments of the latter group bothersome. Rather, it is their implied belief that everyone should unquestioningly accept the actions of the police (and by extension, the government).

Unlike most other breaches of the law, the burden of innocence in the case of traffic violations falls on the accused. Since the people of that second group take the view that anyone who complains about getting a ticket should have just “obeyed the law”, then, using that logic, not only are they taking the law at face value, they are also assuming that the lawmakers, police and their means of enforcement are correct and fair simply because of their collective assumed authority.

It is extraordinarily likely, however, the people who fall under that second category don’t truly believe in government infallibility themselves.

Remember all the commotion and controversy after the 2000 Presidential elections and how they dragged out for weeks afterward? Once Bush was declared the victor, many liberals claimed the election was stolen and Bush was “not their President.” And, of course, this was all before the events nearly a year later. When Bush was re-elected in 2004, many liberals wrote or signed on to asinine letters apologizing for the fact. Throughout his presidency, Democrats questioned his handling of the “War on Terrorism” (that is, once they gathered the fortitude to do so), the “tax cuts for the rich”, and finally the bailout of his corporate cronies… until Obama was elected. Now, we all should accept his plans for health care and to “give him time” to “fix” the economy.

On the other hand, the right-wingers wanted everyone to accept the ruling of the Supreme Court in 2000. When the USA PATRIOT Act was thrust upon us, Republicans claimed anyone who questioned it was threatening national security and “giving aid and comfort to the enemy.” Similar arguments would be made to justify Guantanamo Bay, torturing terrorism suspects and the country’s move toward a national identification card. While many conservatives were lukewarm to the bailouts even when Bush was President, they didn’t become truly vocal in their protest until Obama took office, resorting to pathetic comparisons to Hitler, Mussolini and Marx, despite the fact it was Bush who set precedent for exploding the national budget.

Rare is the person that actually questions both Bush and Obama or, if he happens to be a fan of or voted for either, points out the flaws of his chosen candidate.

Virtually nonexistent, however, is the person who accepts the two equally as authority figures, and, as such, believes the prior administration’s actions in the name of national security and the current administration’s social and economic programs are equally vital and unassailable by the (mere?) common citizen. Yet this is equivalent to what the “follow the law, you won’t get a ticket” crowd wants drivers to do.

Fighting terrorism, the economy and health care are all more important than traffic laws if for no other reason than they all have a greater effect on more people. But if it is acceptable to question the President (at least when he belongs to the other party) on matters supposedly crucial to the country as a whole, why should everyone have to meekly bow to the rules state and local traffic jurisdictions, especially since supposed violators aren’t even given the courtesy of presumed innocence?

There are legitimate reasons to have rules of the road. However, many of the laws are quite arbitrary and selectively enforced. My objection is not to speed limits, but artificially low ones. I am not flat against tickets for violations but rather to governments relying on them as sources of revenue. There is a difference between promoting safety and claiming that laws and enforcement tools are absolutely vital to preventing accidents when most drivers clearly know better.

  

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…

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The President, his party and his supporters allege that their policy is absolutely necessary for the future of the United States, should be unquestionably accepted by all and passed as law without deliberation. They further claim that those who do dare to challenge their views on the matter are distorting the truth, playing political games when lives are at stake, and may be outright dangerous to America.

Oh, one question: Am I referring to Obama, the Democrats and the blue parrots in 2009 or Bush, the Republicans and the red parrots in 2001?

  

Long John Silver’s Baja Fish Taco: Sounds weird, tastes…

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I always figured that there is a room at Yum! Brands headquarters where employees and management bet on what kind of stupid things they can get people to eat. Well, in their ad for their latest, um, creation, I believe Yum! has finally fessed up.

The commercial features Long John Silver’s Baja Fish Taco. In it, both through their supposed taste test guy and in their tagline, they say the taco “sounds weird.”

This is the same corporation that gave us the KFC Famous Bowls, that oversized cracker they call The Edge, as well the Chalupa, Gordita and all that other non-Mexican Mexican crap on the Taco Bell menu. Since they’re suddenly being honest about their ideas of their menu items, why don’t they come clean about that “technically a” taco salad they advertised earlier this summer? “Batshit insane?”

At any rate, true fish tacos usually have grilled fish diced or in strips, lettuce, pico de gallo and a few other things that vary between restaurants and chefs. The funny thing is that with their “Freshside Grille” items, Long John Silver’s could have come closer to what most people would consider a fish taco to be.

Of course, that’s not what they did.

What they actually did was place one of their fried fish fillets in a flour tortilla, add shredded lettuce and “crumblies” and cover it with a “Baja” sauce.

“Wait a minute. ‘Crumblies?’ What the hell are ‘crumblies?’” I hear you ask. Good question.

Well, when Long John Silver’s fries their fish, they use enough batter to coat a fillet from a great white shark. The fried run-off of the batter or the bits of batter that fall of the fish (or chicken, or hushpuppies, or whatever) are known as “crumblies.”

Yes, Long John Silver’s is making those a selling point.

To be fair, though, it isn’t as if they are selling the taco for a ridiculous price. Then again, for 99ยข, you do have quite a few choices for a cheap bite to eat. So is the Baja Fish Taco worth it?

As long as you remember you are getting a fast-food version of a fish taco (and that you paid a dollar for it), there is nothing to be overly disappointed about. The fish was cooked well, but, not surprisingly, dry. The lettuce was good, and the “crumblies” worked better on the taco than they do on the bottom of the box of your typical Long John Silver’s meal. You might expect the Baja sauce to be hot. While it does have a kick, you don’t have to steer away from the sauce if you’re not inclined to eat spicy foods.

Now I did mention I found the fish dry, but I always find Long John Silver’s fish dry, and that is nothing the Malt Vinegar Sauce doesn’t easily take care of for me. However, your mileage may vary.

The Baja Fish Taco is a decent item. It isn’t worth making a special trip to Long John Silver’s for, nor is it something that will make you choose Long John Silver’s over anywhere else that has a value menu.

But if you are headed to Long John Silver’s or one of the “multi-branded” restaurants with a Long John Silver’s menu, the Baja Fish Taco is worth a try, especially if you’re looking for an add-on to a meal. You may even like it more than the tacos at the Yum! restaurant better known for them, though I suppose that’s really not much of an endorsement.

In other words, the Baja Fish Taco is nothing to write home about, but nothing to completely write off, either. A 3 out of 5.